You know how sometimes you don’t know what activities to play when you have big groups? And I awlays get stuck with the activities I hate dislike.

Worst of Seven

1. Pool/Billards - Can’t stand the game. I don’t know the laws of physics and mathematics. I’m an aim-and-just-shoot kind of person. The only "strategy" I know is to put the damn ball in the damn hole.
2. Bowling. I hate this one a LOT. The gutter loves me. And I can’t aim for nuts.
3. Computer LAN games or whatever they’re called. Seriously, I have no idea and I do not want to know. I don’t what’s Sims or what Warcraft is either. And I can’t be bothered.
4. Mind boggling puzzle/board games - Do I look like I want to tax my brain after a long day?
5. Dumb IQ quizzes - Idiotic, really. I know you’re smart. I know I’m stupid. You do not need to test my IQ with shity questions. And embarass me in front of everyone.
6. Discussing the market/financial shit - pretentious people who try to act smart only.
7. Discussing techie shit - An obvious attempt at kicking me out cos I am utterly clueless

Here are some activities that I suggest. A lot more fun.

Best of Seven

1. Shopping - Preferrably shoes and bags.
2. Clubbing - Preferrably dancing to trance/house
3. Computer games - Fine, I can compromise on techie shit. Simple games like Cubis, Literati and Text Twist can???
4. Puzzle/Board games - Fine, I can compromise; I can play simple ones like monopoly and scrabble. Too childish? Then, forget it. Who plays board games anymore anyway?
5. Team sports like soccer. I can be midfielder. So I don’t need to aim.
6. Chilling at coffee joints. - I’m sure you have tons of gossip to dish out. Now SPILL.
7. Relaxing at spa/sauna - Female bonding.

Ok, the fact of the matter is that I do not like to participate in activities in which I have a clear disadvantage. Preferrably I like to engage in those that I have a competitive advantage in. Cos’ I like to win and I hate to lose. I’m sure everyone is like that so let’s compromise. Anyway, DJ Tiesto’s playing at MOS next Friday. Tix going for $38 incl drinks. Who can accompany me?